Star Wars Dad Jokes 2028 Daily Calendar - The Best Worst Jokes and Puns from a Galaxy Far, Far Away. . . (Page a Day)

I’VE GOT A DAD FEELING ABOUT THIS . . .

Behold the groan-inducing power of this fully armed and operational 2028 daily calendar collection of original, illustrated Star Wars dad jokes and puns.

The cringe is strong with this one. So dad they’re good, the hokey and wholesome jokes in this officially licensed page-a-day calendar find the fun in the Star Wars galaxy. From silly Sith knee-slappers to jokey Jedi jests, these are the laughs you are looking for.

How many Rebels does it take to transmit stolen Death Star plans? One ANDOR two.

How does Wicket get back to his village? Ewoks.

What does Master Yoda do if you offer him a piece of gum? Chews wisely, he will.

Why won’t Din Djarin ask for directions? Because he knows the Way. 

Packed with wholesome humor inspired by the world of Star Wars, this calendar is perfect for sharing laughs with kids, parents, grandparents, friends, coworkers, and fellow fans.

6 x 5 x 1-1/2 inches
316 tear-away pages

TM & © 2026 Lucasfilm Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Used Under Authorization