ISBN: 9781452177335

Publication date: 31 Mar 2020

Author: Adam J. Kurtz

You may not have won, but at least you tried! This perfectly sized ceramic trophy offers acknowledgment of any effort, no matter how mediocre. Smart, snarky, and a little sentimental, it's a unique offering for just about any occasion. • 1 yellow-glazed ceramic trophy displayed in a corrugated box • Also includes Certificate of an Attempt Being Made: FOR ACKNOWLEDGING A RANGE OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS: -You tried & won. -You tried & lost. -Participation award. -Maybe the real reward was the friends we made along the way. • Bonus: Trophy can also be used as an egg cup! • Makes a funny gag gift, white elephant gift, or stocking stuffer, or a sweet reminder that winning isn't everything • Great for followers of Adam J. Kurtz, or any fans of sarcasm and dark humor