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Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Retirement
By David Borgenicht and Dan Ramsey

Drive a golf cart in a hurricane; dock your yacht in a typhoon; treat a knitting needle injury; and get your grown kids to move out.


Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Retirement
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Knock Knock Panic Book About Being Awesome

For those superspecial, supercool superstars in your life, this title lists the potential pitfalls of awesomenessand all the ways its actually awesome.


Knock Knock Panic Book About Being Awesome
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100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married
By Gemma Correll and Knock Knock


100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married
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100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby
By Gemma Correll and Knock Knock


100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby
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Pickups & Come Ons for All Occasions
By Knock Knock

We've wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life - when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback won't come out, and the come-ons get lost. This title provides a collection of phrases for various ways of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations.


Pickups & Come Ons for All Occasions
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Excuses & Lies for All Occasions
By Knock Knock

We've wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life - when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback won't come out, and the come-ons get lost. This title provides a collection of phrases for various manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations.


Excuses & Lies for All Occasions
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Knock Knock Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions
By Knock Knock Books

Our newest edition to the Lines for All Occasion series, Flattery & Faint Praise, offers ready-to-use blarney for a wide range of applications and encounters.


Knock Knock Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions
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Knock Knock 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old
By Knock Knock Books

We've laid out every reason you can think of to panic about getting older--and all the reasons it's actually going to be okay.


Knock Knock 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old
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Knock Knock Guilt Trips & Mind Games for All Occasions
By Knock Knock Books

Now that we've armed readers with killer insults and deadly zingers, our newest edition equips them with the sly skills once reserved for mothers and Machiavelli.


Knock Knock Guilt Trips & Mind Games for All Occasions
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Knock Knock 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady
By Knock Knock Books

Cats seem to be more popular than humans on the Internet, and even the New York Times says that cat ladies are cool. We couldnt agree more, so were excited to present our latest volume, both a celebration and (gentle) sendup of cat-adoration in all its unrequited, danderdusted glory.


Knock Knock 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady