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How to Speak Zombie
By Steve Mockus and Travis Millard

Teaches you how to speak zombie and treats it as though it is like any other foreign language you might want to know how to speak, now that you are surrounded by zombies. This book features different day-in-the-life scenarios for situations in which you might need to speak zombie and gives different intonations for zombie sounds.


How to Speak Zombie
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Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Retirement
By David Borgenicht and Dan Ramsey

Drive a golf cart in a hurricane; dock your yacht in a typhoon; treat a knitting needle injury; and get your grown kids to move out.


Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Retirement
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Knock Knock Panic Book About Being Awesome

For those superspecial, supercool superstars in your life, this title lists the potential pitfalls of awesomenessand all the ways its actually awesome.


Knock Knock Panic Book About Being Awesome
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100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married
By Gemma Correll and Knock Knock


100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married
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100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby
By Gemma Correll and Knock Knock


100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby
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Pickups & Come Ons for All Occasions
By Knock Knock

We've wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life - when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback won't come out, and the come-ons get lost. This title provides a collection of phrases for various ways of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations.


Pickups & Come Ons for All Occasions
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Excuses & Lies for All Occasions
By Knock Knock

We've wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life - when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback won't come out, and the come-ons get lost. This title provides a collection of phrases for various manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations.


Excuses & Lies for All Occasions
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Knock Knock Put-Downs and Zingers for All Occasions

You may be kind and intelligent, but that's no excuse for being a wimp out there on the schoolyard of life. With "Put-Downers and Zingers" in hand, you'll be locked and loaded next time you face dimwits, creeps, crazies, bureaucrats, relatives, or people who simply arent trying hard enough. Filled with withering one-liners and devastating retorts, this pocket-sized prompter is your witty secret weapon in the war of words.


Knock Knock Put-Downs and Zingers for All Occasions
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Knock Knock Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions
By Knock Knock Books

Our newest edition to the Lines for All Occasion series, Flattery & Faint Praise, offers ready-to-use blarney for a wide range of applications and encounters.


Knock Knock Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions
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Knock Knock 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old
By Knock Knock Books

We've laid out every reason you can think of to panic about getting older--and all the reasons it's actually going to be okay.


Knock Knock 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old